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Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
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A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.
That would be Green Valley Lake near Running Springs.
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Camp Sprout Lake - is a home away from home. A magical place that's just a bubble of happiness and constant laughter. Camp Sprout Lake has taught me lessons I couldn't get anywhere else. The friends I made there are literally my best friends. Camp Sprout Lake is a Young Judea camp, that is revolved around Judaism and Israel. Once you become too old for Sprout Lake, you go to Tel Yehuda, which is like sprout on crack. the feeling of happiness you feel singing on Friday nights with your arms around your best friends, that painful feeling in your stomach after you've laughed too hard, and the feeling you get when you pull into the driveway of camp on the first day are some of the most amazing feelings in the world. Camp has seen me at my highs and lows and I can't describe the feeling of having a place you can walk into that just knows you. The flagpoles, the dining hall, the bleachers have seen you laugh and cry and there is nothing more beautiful. Camp Young Judea Sprout Lake is the happiest place on earth. Growing up, every year counting down the days until summer, making those friendships, becoming best friends with your counselors and people you'd never expect to become close to, that's what it's all about. You'll never feel more loved than you feel at camp. I hope all of you get to experience something like Camp Sprout Lake someday because it's pretty cool.
Bob: what camp do you go to?
Bob the frog: Camp Sprout Lake, THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!!
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When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.
John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!
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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!
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Rhyming slang for titties!
Have a look at those salt lake Cities!
Geez those salt lakes are huge!
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crapest school in the whole wide bunch of mean people u screwed if u go there. Coz its jus a bunch of fake people. The students there are mean n they are stuck in their own world of fakness. WORST SCHOOOLLLLLL. if u had choice pick the other other trust me or youl would seriously hate ittt
guy: I go to lake oswego highschool
girl: ur fake!!!!
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A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150
LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS
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