Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

lmg mounted and loaded

one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg

rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

fat load of good

Sarcastically saying, “that’s going to be good!” typical phrase in Britain.

Person 1: “My arm has been chopped off what should I do?!”
Person 2: “Glue it back on!”
Person 1: “Fat load of good that’ll do!”

Dropped my load

To Drop one's load - means to take a mighty shit.

Jake: Man George, I had to go so badly that I dropped my load on a park bench.

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get my load on

Getting high, stoned, drunk and chilling the fuck out.

Bill: "Hey Mitch, what are you up to?"
Mitch: "just hanging about to get my load on Dude".

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ass-load of homework

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

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