Magic jack

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.

After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.

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magic word

A word or phrase which, when uttered aloud, is sure to cause offense or a fight, especially a vulgar ethnic epithet spoken to a member of the group to which it refers.

"Then he said the Magic Word and the fun started -- five minutes later that bar was wrecked and someone's head had been pushed into the deep fat fryer. We left just ahead of the cops, the firemen, and the ambulance."

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Magic Stick

pimp cane

the gold-plated blingin canes that the pimps carry with their furs and perms

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dark magic

Magic that usually is against on what is light,holy(God),and good.But it is not always used for evil.Sometimes it resembles pain,sadness,or even heroship.(But remember, real dark magic doesn't exist.)

I use my dark magic for good.

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Magic Roundabout

When a man lies on his back during anal and spins the girl round on his cock.

dat gal was dizzy afta ad L gave her a Magic Roundabout

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Black Magic

Is the practice of magic used for your own fate, free-wil, even for the things that you know is evil such as: killing your own loved one, just because you want to just do it, because this kind of magic already did influenced yourself; you just can't resist, and starts to feel so important to you going to the point of your own truly obsession forever until you can. You are manipulated by it, & there is no way to stop, until you, yourself decided to stop it for good. It's like a an illegal drug, but spiritually & more intentionally. This kind of magic is very dangerous, because you could hurt yourself, for it tends to backfire, but only when you aren't that good to it, so better be careful and intelligent when using it.

I practice Black Magic when the moon is at it's void of course, for killing purposes and for my own fate.

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Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.

The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.

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