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Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021


Martin Cumshak

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.

He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak

by Inthejungle42069 December 10, 2021


martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 5, 2017


martin cheney

The sexist person in the world no questions asked all girls will fall for him

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah I want him to Fuck me silly

by Shsjshsh August 5, 2017


Martin Alvarado

If you are named this you are the best

Martin Alvarado is the best

by May 6, 2022


jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.

Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!

by Sw00ty November 20, 2017


Leif Martin

Smort

Leif martin is so smort

by Handle Cant blank... June 22, 2022