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The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.
*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"
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you are handsome with honey mask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.
CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.
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A person who wheres all black or white besides there mask that most of the time has feathers, stones, dreid bugs, paint, and others things of all colors the decorate the mask. Walking Masks never speak unless asked a question, they will answer in quotes and different languages till they walk away, hints " Walking Mask".
A Walking Mask looks at you with quotes and slowly walks away with its mask floating almost.
Someone who looks better with a face covering on.
If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.
A girl who wears a lot of makeup and is fake I.e. A mask of makeup
"She needs to take off her mabeline mask and get a life".