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is a asian short boy with a tiny dick and is always having boners
wow he is really acting like a matthew lee
A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.
Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni
Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams
Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.
The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!
Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews
cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo
Matthew S: I love u
Us: ur mom