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A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.
If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"
He like cool, he has glasses. He looks like of Thor were Asian, but like endgame Thor, but he’s also and Eagle Scout so add like seal team six skills in. He also like chill and does plant things so, essential backpack guy too.
Boys scouts are dumb, but I fu with Eagle Scouts like matt Yamagata
An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
When a guy steps in and blocks another guy from a girl because he thinks he can get sum.
Brah, you're Matt L'n me right now. Not cool.