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When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.
For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
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1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)
They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!
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The Mexican Bullhorn is a greeting that originated deep in ancient Aztec culture. A host would tuck in his shirt just before a fart, pass gas, and place his face down his collar to inhale the vapors. Next, the host looks his victim in the eyes and exhales the flatulence into his face.
Alex smiled as Scott approached. He subtly brought his shirt collar up above his face and took a deep breath. When the unsuspecting prey was within an arms reach Alex exhaled full force--the Mexican Bullhorn had rendered Scott (or your FBF) unconscious.
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What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.
Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.
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When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).
Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.
Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?
Frank: No, I think she has her period.
Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.
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I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
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