Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots
Greg is a closet monster
Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
When a person does not believe in water nor soap.
"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!
The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them
Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah
Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.
" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"
It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"
Stranger: Are you a Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer
We need to gather the village folk and chase this 'chillage monster away. Be for we are all doomed to the big chill.