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Taking a shit and being so impressed wit it you wank on it.
Jes: "I had a such a great turd the other day I just had to 'sugar loaf mountain' that bad boy!"
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stolen from the Real World; something you say to someone when you don't want them to hold a grudge against you..you just want to deal with it here and now.
Nick: "I'm pretty pissed off at Greg right now for not coming to my birthday party...I'm just going to be secretly mad at him."
Matt: "Naw man, don't bring it to the mountain. Call him and tell him how you really feel!"
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a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder
"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"
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When you take your partners beard brush and brush your ass hairs, then your partner uses the brush on his beard to savor the stank till later.
Last night I Appalachian mountain man my buddy! His beard is going to smell like my ass all day.
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A nice suburb outside of Birmingham, Alabama. Mountain Brook has an economy slightly higher than surrounding areas, ok a lot higher. The ongoing stereotype is that everyone who goes to Mountain Brook is considered a "Brookie" or someone who feeds off of Daddy's money and does drugs because there is nothing better to do. However, just because Daddy went to college, worked hard, and was successful, doesn't give the right for other people to immediately judge their kids into being "rich" boys or girls. There are some assholes and douchebags at the school, but they are devastatingly overpowered by the smart, and incredibly nice people. Mountain Brook has an incredible school structure and a community full of nice people. Unfortunately, the ongoing stereotype of Mountain Brook will continue, as the assholes who hate them will keep at their game until they decide to go drink and screw the nearest slice of booty. And while you are trashing Mountain Brook, remember this, good people live there, and they will amount to better things without the use of money.
"Hey those Mountain Brook kids have so much money, they probably never worked a day in their life!"
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"
Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
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When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.
That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.
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When a man is giving anal sex, once he is inside the anus, he leaves his penis motionless, not moving in or out. His partner then proceeds to finger his butthole until ejaculation.
He may also perform this act on himself.
"That chick from the bar was wild dude! She gave me a Michigan Mountain Dweller! It was awesome!"
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