The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.
To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.
Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.
n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.
v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen
n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.
v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.
A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”
Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.