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A party in which the humans go off the rails and loose a sense of reality or means of what’s appropriately acceptable in their own household
Let’s have a New York City rage fest tonight
It is when you insert your penis into the girls mouth and let her bite the tip of it until a little of blood comes out then insert it into the girls vagina and proceed to have sex with them.
My boyfriend gave me the New York Give n Go, it was so slippery.
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When semen is covering a sex toy ("dildo") and is "eaten" by owner.
"i made her eat that new york style taco"
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An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.
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WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.
The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.
Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.
Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal
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the act of ramming a massive penis into a womans vagina, and after ejaculation the massive penis is coverd in "cheese." It's big like a new york slice of pizza. have you ever seen those things? they're fucking huge.
Dina Scott really enjoyed that new york slice i showed her yesterday afternoon
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being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"