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A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!
i love camron beard
typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.
Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.
might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.
that orthodox priest has a byzantine beard
A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
A male bush of pubic hair.
Kendall was impressed with Chad's Dixie beard when she lifted the hospital gown to insert a catheter.
The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.