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How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!
when a person tans very easily and rubs it in on other peoples faces who don't tan easily but burn easily
person s: u should be tanning....
person r: but i dont tan easily
person s: i figured...
person r: shut up not all of us can be tan lucky
Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin
“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”
The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it
Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl