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A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
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A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
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One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
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Meaning that are aren't going to do something.
Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.
Randolph: Do crap!
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A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.
Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?
An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend
u still a'no good
Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school
Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain
Grandson: thanks Nannie