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A gauge located near the altimeter in most aircraft that indicates how fast the aircraft is climbing or decending.
"The vertical speed indicator indicated that the aircraft was decending at a rate of 500ft per minute"
Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.
Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.
What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.
"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"
"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."
"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"
When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey
Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night
The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.