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One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.
Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"
Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.
a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser
tyler nobbs is a jolly good sport
Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad
Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)
Side sport is like the middle zone between a real sport and an activity.
Person 1: "Cheering is a sport"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"