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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013


GA office

Its jst myth

You can go GA office

by Dont knw November 25, 2021


office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 7, 2017


Flavor Officer

A steward of bomb ass recipes

Dont worry, my buddy's a flavor officer so they'll hook it up for dinner tonight.

by Joeeeee M February 22, 2021


Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.

by Qreatin September 16, 2023


Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023


green bay police officer

A frightened and weak willed pedophile coward who allows himself to be blackmailed by the Bonanno crime family into performing mob activities including kidnapping women and children. These cowards usually enjoy sex with small boys and frequently have sex with each other in the ass.

Look at that pedophile. That's definitely a green bay police officer.

by TerryDavis123 May 15, 2021