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The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.
I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!
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my slum lord rented me and my family a home w/sewage leaking out the back of the trailor,and no boby seems to care when i told him about it he said he had to pop a hole in the line and to just put somemore duck tape around it and it would b ok.
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Violent and stormy weather, similar to the conditions faced by those little Hobbit guys as they trekked across Mordor looking for that damn ring.
Better take a raincoat if you're headed outside. It's pretty Lord of the Rings out there.
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A anargram or an "alternative name" , for the 45th and the greatest president of USA since Reagan, our lord, the savior of this country, Donald. J Trump!
Lord Dampnut just wrote a new tweet on twitter, did you already see it?
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Cigarette, Tabacco. Slang.
Usage grew out of the increasing villification of smokers by self-righteous moral purists who believe smoking cigarettes is akin to devil worship. See also satanism, Fresh-Air Fascist.
"I'm going outside to worship The Dark Lord."
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Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.
It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.
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