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Floor Makeover In A Day
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
A phrase commonly used on playgrounds by school children to describe dioramas made from shoe boxes.
Child #1: BOXIE ON THE FLOOR, BOXIE ON THE FLOOR!
Child #2: That's my project, my dad made it for me last night.
A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later
This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland
Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;
Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so
`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`