lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

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pong pipe

the shitter, the marmite mine.

"i gave julie one up the pong pipe last night,dry. it was sweeeeet"

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sperm pipe

(noun); penis, dick, cock, man-pipe, woody, willy, male organ used in sexual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as... "hey bro,.... lookatdatdick" *as you display your penis in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their homosexuality.

Joe: "Man my girl was being such a bitch last night"
Roger: "you know what I'd say?'
....
Roger: "SUCK ON THE SPERM PIPE, BIATCH!!!"

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cancer pipe

shanking a pop can with a knife, or numerous time with a pin, then bending it in half to form a bowl

used for smoking marijuana in conditions where you don't have a pipe, bong, or rollies

use with caution! inhaling aluminum is bad for you

My friends had bud, but no pipe, so we made a cancer pipe.

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stove pipe

A large can of beer, usually 22 oz. or more.

Todd, when we stop for gas, would you grab me a stove pipe of Coors Light or Olde E so I can be hammered before we get home?

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Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

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Cobler's Pipe

While a male is in the act of receiving "head" He will pull out of her mouth and turkey slap her, Just like the motion of a coblers pipe.

Mike: Whats wrong with jenifer, her face is red.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.

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