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Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
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the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.
Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
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A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?
It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
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Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.
"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"
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An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.
With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.
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A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok
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pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"
"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
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