chinese pickle

When a woman blows you while taking a shit.

Martha just gave me a chinese pickle.

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pickle smoocher

a slang term for a cocksucker, homo, faggot,

Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.

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windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

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fart pickle

When you're having anal sex with someone, and they fart on your dick.

Seth: "Dude I was fucking makayla last night and she gave me a fart pickle!"
Connor: " Luckyyyy!"

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sneaky pickle

When the woman does not feel the penis insert.

"Dude I heard Bob's dick is so small he gave his girlfriend the sneaky pickle"

-Agent P

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Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

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Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

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