Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce
"Wow, that test was hard pudding"
A vegetarian who eats junk food, and rather a lot of it.
Cess doesn’t eat meat but she still frequents McDonald’s. She’s a pudding vegetarian.
Her good oral skills made me blow my nut pudding in her mouth and hair
In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack
He is such a pud wacker
Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.
Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.