putting the pussy on the pedestal

when a girl thinks shes hot shit when in reality their more like a 5 or lower

"this girl thinks she's so hot, bitches really be putting the pussy on the pedestal"

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Put his skis on

1. To bang, or to have sex with.

2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis

Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!

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Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

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put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

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Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

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puts you in the dirt

Makes you look bad

Yea she puts you in the dirt

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Putting a nose in a spine

The act of bending a girl over to have sex doggy style, and then rubbing your nose back and fourth on her spine until she cums. (This apparently is a huge turn on for girls)

Sean: Bend over girl I want to do doggie style.
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!

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