Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out

Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.

curry queef

When someone queefs and shoots out fluid from ther vagina into another person's mouth

My curry queef is on point

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.

Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.

mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.

Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf

anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart

"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"

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Queef Baby

The result of excessive queefing.

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.

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