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One of the only animals who have a retractable penis and that’s -FUCKING MINT-
👌🏻👈🏻
A fast runaway fugitive that police lose
Cops:sir we need ur ID
fugitive:runs
Cops into radio: we got a rabbit
A hare, a very cute bunny.
Carrot-Eating, good-hearing, hop doing, man it's just a package of love and happiness.
Dave: Hey dude, did you just see that cute Rabbit on r/animalsbeingbros?
Justin: Oh no yeah dude, It was the cutest thing ever!
Dave and Justin proceed to waste the day browsing animal subreddits.
to cut the rabbit is when one becomes temporarily enraged, often includes yelling and swearing.
"Don't be late home or mum will cut the rabbit"
Pandemic rebounding persons who have forgotten how to properly separate Needs & Wants.
Dr. Suggests one book, patient purchases 4 on CBH & two on spiritual awakenings. Reports back with more buying rabbits symptoms
When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!
The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.
Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.