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Rabbit fear

An exceptionally extreme type of fear that causes a person to flee like mad from something that can easily be harmless, as if running from a murderous gunman, like how a rabbit runs from everything larger than it. The type of fear in which even the sound of a windblown leaf sends a person fleeing like mad, as if fleeing from the gun, to where it can cause injury to anyone in the person's way.

Rabbit fear of a popping toy balloon caused a huge mad stampede at the local shopping mall that left several people injured.

The woman that leapt out of her seat and ran from the sound of the wind in the trees had rabbit fear.

Rabbit fear of a CD player at the airport resulted in an evacuation of the terminal.

Her rabbit fear of men eventually caused all men to avoid her completely.

by He who knows11 September 17, 2022


Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.

My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!

by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022


Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

by Tribal_Warfare June 4, 2021


Trash rabbit

A trash rabbit is another way of saying "raccoon"

Tim: look a raccoon
Timmy: why can't u just call it a trash rabbit like a normal person

by Kittie+ May 12, 2022


Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.

Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.

by circlejerkafrat April 5, 2018


Buying rabbits

Pandemic rebounding persons who have forgotten how to properly separate Needs & Wants.

Dr. Suggests one book, patient purchases 4 on CBH & two on spiritual awakenings. Reports back with more buying rabbits symptoms

by Tthernandez November 29, 2022


Pass the rabbit

Pass the rabbit - a party game that originated from a 15th century Swedish Easter tradition. The objective, simply put, is to pass a rabbit around while drunk. Points are awarded for each successful pass and are deducted for dropping or killing the rabbit. Rabbits are slippery little bastards. So, to make them easier to hold, the Swedes dress them up in Viking costumes. As per Cardinal Herring's 1674 decree, the rabbit must be passed a distance of at least 27 hamstüngs (roughly 200 meters) every fifth round. In order to accomplish this, the Swedes have developed a special line of cannon and trebuchet that can deliver the rabbit relatively safely (According to a recent government study 93% of rabbits survive the launch. However, only 23% survive each game).

Agnes: What happened at Börje's last night?
Helge: We got trashed and played pass the rabbit.
Agnes: Ohhh... so is it dead?
Helge: Very.

by rabbitpasser December 1, 2017