That's just the Real

A phrase used to emphasis the reality or the truth of the situation; to describe an issue that his been stripped of cultural relativism; a no spin zone.

"that's just The Real."

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dead for real

Dead for real is not as bad as bieng dead serious, but not as simple as bieng for real...so you are serious but not too serious

I'm dead for real, dat bitch came up to me and rolled her goddamn eyes.

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Real b

A real bitch. Similar to bad bitch. Basically a badass bitch. Someone who is the definition of "the realest," (not related to Iggy Azalea). A female who pays her bills, makes that money, has no worries and has her life under control. She also had badass qualities and will fight anyone who tries to be a realer b than her. And she knows that she's the baddest and realest in the room. You cannot touch them.

Jess is a real b. You can't mess with her.

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real-life

Use as a prefix, instead of 'total', 'complete', 'actual' etc. Livens up sentences.

' She is a real-life mentalist'/ ' I am a real-life idiot'

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real man

a guy that gets injured while playing basketball with orphans or something.

Guy: Dude I jammed my pinky finger while playing basketball with orphans. Then I beat Sonic and punched some goth kid in the face and ate some steak.

Girl: Wow, you're a real man!

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Keepin' it real

(verb) the involuntary act of living a day to day struggle to survive. Living life with an eye toward survival with no pretention. Promoting or adopting a realist view toward day to day interactions with others.

See also Keepin it Gangsta, Bein real, real.

...Keepin it real packing steel, getting high, cuz life's a bitch and then you die.
--Nas "Life's a Bitch"

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Real Communism

A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.

All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.

This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).

This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*

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