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all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Royal plunger works better when the girl is tied to a bed.
Royal plunger is when you lick your girlfriend out and then caugh all your flem and bodily fluids produced by your girlfriends body up into your own mouth and spit it into her mouth and then go on to use this as lubrication while you thrust your penis in her mouth finishing when hav came by pushing our penish far enough to make your girlfriend physically sick “plunging her”.
Person one: Hey guys guess what.
Person two:what
Person one: I gave my lass the royal plunger last night
Person two: that amazing, how was it
Person one: messy but good
Gummy is the co owner of the discord server name Royal Constellation. They have pink hair!
You : Gummy Royal Constellation is hosting!
Me : Really? Oh my god!
Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
The act of pouring cooking oil on the floor of a men's room stall then getting on all fours and forcefully sliding back and forth so to satisfy both the occupied glory holes on either side of the stall. Typically mid-way through the 15 minute session the "stall beast" rotates 180 degrees so that both men get a shot at his anus and mouth. This act is usually performed in truck stops but occasionally in more upscale places such as rap concerts and trailer parks.
Man we stopped at a truck stop on I-40 near Raleigh and the line to ride the "Double Royal Slide" was out the door. I'll swing by on a 2 for 1 Tuesday."
One of the best virtual concert experiences you'll ever get. Created by the best Fortnite Creative builder and will steal hours of your time.
Ayo, ready to head out to the disco royale concert my g?