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When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.
"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*
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Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper
After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.
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The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.
After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace
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\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;
1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!
Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
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Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…
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Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
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When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.
Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.
You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.
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