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When you simultaneously suck a dick while cooking
*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty
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She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.
Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.
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Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.
Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.
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When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.
"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*
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Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper
After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.
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The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.
After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace
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1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.
2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
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Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.
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Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
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