California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

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Dickem Sandwich

A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.

The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches

You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch

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bowden sandwich

a piece of ham stuck to a school teacher's backside

'i just made a bowden sandwich on the teachers chair'

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cocaine sandwich

two layers of cocaine with heroin in the middle.

"Hey Tim, this is one great cocaine sandwich."

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meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone

Here babe have this meatball sandwich

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Sandwich beeyotch

The person designated to pick up lunch by coworkers based on availability. An individual is more likely to be assigned sandwich beeyotch responsibilities if they are new to a company, straight out of college, or happen to be standing around with their hands in pockets by the time coworkers get hungry. Sandwich beeyotches are not limited to picking up sandwiches.

Hey, Phil isn't doing anything, let's make him pick up lunch. He can be our sandwich beeyotch today.

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lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood

'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'

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