California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

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tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

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drop a sandwich

The act of dining, breaking bread or having a meal with another. Replacement for the phrase "let's do lunch."

I have not seen you since we went S-boardin' up at Mount Hood, yo. Let's drop a sandwich and catch up, bro.

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Finger sandwich

The process of performing cunnilingus while lovingly providing digital stimulation to your girlfriend.

Norah: I have the naughtiest craving right now...
Kimber: what, like a finger sandwich perhaps?

Norah: yes, that's EXACTLY what we want! Spread 'em woman, so I can have a taste!

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Cone sandwich

When you buy two 50 cent cones from burger king and you smush the ice cream together and eat it top to bottom

Dude want to go get a cone sandwich?

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Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.

*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)

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Dickem Sandwich

A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.

The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches

You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch

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