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a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!
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When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
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The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.
Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!
Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!
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When you steal shit that does not belong to you, but it's justified because you're taking it from total retards.
Giott provokes the Orthrus.
Raithius>> "straight up ur like a shitty sea gul"
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she saves part of the load to surprise you in your mouth the next time you kiss
Brah I totally jizzed in her mouth but then gave me the Sea Men Revenge.
Rookie Move, Told ya not to kiss her afterwards
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A game involving two or more guys standing in a circle wanking into their hands. After beating off to completion the the spunk is then flung, or "Sea gulled" into the face of another participant.
Guy 1: Hey what are you up to tonight, you want to go to the bar?
Guy 2: No thanks buddy. I'm a little broke right now but I'm having some guys over for a sea gull circle. You down?
Guy 1: Sounds good bro. You're sooooo getting an eye full.
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a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook
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