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A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
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A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.
(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
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Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
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When you're a self-centred asshole all the time.
"Celebrities are very self-considerate."
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Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.
The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.
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the act of shipping a character with themselves, usually with an alternative-universe self or themself in a different persona
"OMG i ship the once-ler with greed-ler"
"who the hell is greed-ler??"
"just him in a green suit and evil-ler"
"becky that's just self-cest go get some help"
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Modern terminology for taking your life. With a psychological overtone in which makes one think more about the act. Which in some cases is all that's needed. "Change a mindset change a life."
"Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem."
"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Suicide is neither an answer nor solution if it was the ones you left behind wouldn't be in trauma and pain.
Killing your self is SE Self Execution and the act will always be greater than the cause.
SE Self Execution
The scope and goal of every mental health origination
Is to give the mentally ill hope and improve their situation.
Yet even with all their training, recovery groups and pills,
there's always the ones self punishment kills.
Suicides continue every second of each day.
I believe it's because we look at it the wrong way.
For most don't realize the true nature of this beast
and the legacy of pain it leaves after it's feast
I've been to that brink I've been in pain,
and the actions I did bordered insane.
Luckily I'm still here be it random or grace
Hopefully I'll leave something time won't erase.
Want to make a difference want to give to mankind
just a new mindset could be the right path to find.
Many have said SE sounds like a bad thing to say.
How many lives could it save if we explained it this way?
My heart goes out for all the Victims of SE
Hopefully this can make some change in casualties we see.
Bills self execution was traumatic to all his loved ones leaving some with the mindset to take the same dark path.
The fireman and other first responders who cared for Bills mortal remains were in shock from his SE never before had they saw a human body in such a mess. The coroner decided Bill had laid in his apartment at least three weeks before he was found by his daughter.
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