The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted
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It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts
Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.