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A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.
A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere
Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?
Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart
Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.
Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.
When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.