Random
Source Code
Random
The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
Omaha, Nebraska.
Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.
RIP.
"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.
Omaha, Nebraska!"
Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
What you repeat to someone who needs your help and you have no way to help them
Guy on street: "ya they locked me up for two weeks and took my car..." guy with only 30$: "ohh thats shitty..." Guy on street : "ya I just need 100 $ to get my car back. *cough*" guy with only 30$: "oh that's shitty
A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end
Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!