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Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum
get wrecked in the name of shrek
I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
I just gave your great grandmother a sexy shrek kaka last night it was SOO hawt
When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down
Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo
The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.
Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"
When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes
Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros