mysterious manager slide

so your gettin head from some bitch, you say get ready for the mysterious manager slide. she lifts her arms as your ready to cum . shoot load in both arm pits she lays down as you rub your manager(gooch) in her armpits.

"your mom needed some deoderant, so to return the favor i gave her the mysterious manager slide."

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Slip N Slide

Verb. To "slip" or place a hit of excacy in a feemale's drink/beverage and later on "slide" one's penis into her vagina.

Yo Andre, I'm gonna do a little slip n slide on Kelly.

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Camel Toe Slip and Slide

See 'Camel Toe Slide'

A form of sex without penetration. The man lies on his back the woman stradles her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

When you have a squirter, you now have yourself a 'Camel Toe Slip and Slide'

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead! Ho was a squirter - so it was a Camel Toe Slip and Slide!"

Kentucky Slip N’ Slide

When one busts on themself and there female companion scoots there vagina back and fourth over the cum creating a Slip N’ Slide on the males chest.

Last night I gave a girl a ride on the Kentucky Slip N’ Slide.

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

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Stockholm slip 'n slide

Deliberately slipping from vagina to anus during sex without the female partners permission.

I really wanted to anal Erica but she wasn't keen so I had to use the Stockholm slip 'n slide.

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Serbian Slip N' Slide

The Serbian Slip N' Slide is when you're doing a girl from the back on a linoleum floor and as you're about to cum, you pull out and shoot your jizz in a perfect arc over her onto the floor in front of her. Then, you proceed to donkey punch her so she slides across the linoleum floor to the other side of the room.

Dan - How'd Lindsey break her hip?
Chris - Oh, well I gave her the ole Serbian Slip N' Slide last night.

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