Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

sex with socks

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy

I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)

Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.

Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"

no socks day

no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!

boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!

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blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

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Poop sock

You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.

Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME

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the poop sock

don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.

Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK

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