Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch

Fat annoying Bastard that has nothing better to do than to constantly annoy the fuck out of you just because he's a worthless cock bitin' mother fucker.

I'm settin' in the living room chair talking on the phone trying to hold a meaningful conversation when all of a sudden the "Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch" starts hurling objects from across the room that bounce off of my forehead.

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YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

this term is tom greatly insult someone, it is most commonly said while yelling/screaming
some one usually says this term when greatly insulted, or just to be a fucking cunt that wants to hurt someones feelings

Joe: *kicks you in the nuts*

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
or, conversely:

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
Joe: you will be personally be arrested for hurting my mother fucking feelings!

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have you seen my son

His name is samual

Ide like to order 1 samual

Bitch have you seen my son

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can i speak to you son

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.

"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"

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Son, can you come downstairs?

Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS

IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!

major bludd for me and my son

Used to make an innocent toy collector give a six inch gi joe figure for a fair price and sometimes free, the user who said "Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son? " Has no son and is using that term to get a figure multiple times.

Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son?

who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant