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When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)
Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti
Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*
The ring around your lips after you eat spaghetti
Vash: novi! Your spaghetti burn is never gonna wash off!
Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.
I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?
During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.
You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.
When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.