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Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."
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The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
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After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
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The eight legged fiend of gay living in hypno
"Ah shit, looks like some gay spider is twlking about cum again."
"YOU CANT STOP ME!"
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Means when you are white a nasty person and you are in a group of plastics and nasty ass people
Isabel: Sam is a bitch
Maddie: She is in the White spider gang
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When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
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a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.
a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!
moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..
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