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noun - A derogatory term given to a chick at a club or bar. It is intended to strip the bitch of any dignity and/or self-respect she may have; 'honey squirrels' are usually semi-attractive, dolled-up Cunts with horrible attitudes.
Look at this stupid fucking bitch right here; little honey squirrel. I am going to choke this bitch out back in the alley.
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When a guy is giving someone anal, while that receiver chews on a alka seltzer, making the receiver look like he/she is foaming out the mouth and the penis represents the tail.
dude i totally gave this girl a foaming squirrel last night.
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Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.
Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
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The Drink!
- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.
cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel
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One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.
You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.
I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.
Honie is a perfect example of a Dirt Squirrel!
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With all of the layoffs and downsizing and economic struggle we've been having, a lot of people have lost their jobs. As a reduced force, people who are left are expected to be able to do the jobs of 3 or 4 people at once and be happy about it and grateful that they at least have a job.
When the companies have started hiring again, they are (erroneously) assuming they can find candidates who now have all of these very specialized and different skills, in one person. . . a Purple Squirrel.
Prior to the layoff, Acme Company had 1 Project Manager, 1 Computer Programmer and 1 Network Engineer. Due to the economy, the Project Manager and Network Engineer were laid off and the Computer Programmer was expected to learn how to do both of the other jobs and was successful in doing so. When the economy picked up, the Computer Programmer left for another job.
Acme Company needs to replace their employee and now they are looking for a candidate who has the skills of a Project Manager, Computer Programmer and Network Engineer... all in one. Unrealistic and unconnected, the client assumes that because they were able to create a person with this experience, there should be others out there. The quintessential Purple Squirrel.
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Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.
{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"
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