stupid drink

The drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your night quicker than picking a fight with the bouncer.

You know you're at your stupid drink when:

-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.

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stupid

Someone who is like Emily.

Emily is stupid. It's time for her to get a new car, and she sees a crappy Mustang. She asks "How fast does that car go? Does that go over 100?" "I want a car that goes fast!"

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stupid asian

Surly such a thing does not exist

There is not one stupid asian

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stupid bastard

Current president of the united states,
GEORGE BUSH

Oh please..... just watch him....

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Stupid Cupid

Person, usually girl, who feels the need to pair up everyone around her. Often heard saying things like "o.m.g. You know who you would look, like, soooooo cuhyoot withhhh??????" usually about age 14 but can be older.

Damn jessica is such a stupid Cupid last week she tried to hook me up with Stefan, and he's an idiot.

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booty stupid

When you have been single so long that everything looks hot

Being single for a long time and seeing a well older, hairy burly person with his big naked bare chest showing and you think it is hot. That is booty stupid.

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stupid ass

a playful word u use with your bestie

"aw, gurl i love your stupid ass"

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