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A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him
hey jacob hall
hey!
fuck you bitch cunt
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-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.
-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.
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Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D
WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop
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-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
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When a male does the splits in a manner in which one leg is forced over his head. Named for the first man to do it on the TV show Wipeout.
On the show Wipeout, many contestants perform a Jacob Mann on the Big Balls.
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Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
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