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Jess

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.

Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it

by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019


Jess

Literal fucking grasshopper

Jess is a fucking grasshopper

by Cockballjew December 6, 2021


jess

slag, finds everyone’s bf fit, racist,homophobic SKET

jess only finds fat cunts fit or smackheads

by jsksjksbdjsksnvdjsk March 24, 2022


Jess

God

Oh my Jess

by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021


Jess

God

Oh my Jess!

by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021


jess

sexy gyal, gets all the ghoes. but when has a bf stays loyal. very confidant sometimes. shy at start.

jess gets all the hoes man i wanna be like her he got w rizz

by IVE GOT BACK February 21, 2023


Jess

Jess is an excitable yet sexy lady who is intelligent and caring. She is an angel who needs a stable home.

Wow shes a jess

by jacob skilling June 7, 2021