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The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
A sarcastic why of saying something is sad
Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.
Slang word that means incel semen.
Radfem: "I like drinking incel tears. They're so DEI-liscious"
Crying
A cooler phrase for crying or shedding tears
Gosh darnit John, stop busting tears and grow a pair!
Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.
We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.