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an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend. Your former relationship was always holding you back from living a fun and exciting life. Your friends can often become slow players in an non-sexual manner
guy 1: those chicks are hot, lets go talk to them
guy 2: i don't want to, lets stay here and finish our drinks
guy 1: quit being a slow player, now might be our only chance to score
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Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.
Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!
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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.
-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck
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Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?
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That other definition is pure bullshit. A black guitar, a person that is of African or Black race/origin. Jimi Hendrix was the best guitarist period. He was black and influnced alot of guitarist of all races. Usually they are Afropunk
Bands with black guitar players/band members:
Manntis
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Suicidal Tendencies
Sepultura
The Sins
Bad Brains
Fish Bone
God Forbid
(possibly)Seether
24/7 spyz
Living Colour
Lenny Kravitz
(If you think they don't exist your a freakin' dumb@$$!!!)
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Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:
1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.
2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them
3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."
Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.
This group varies.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.
Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.
The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.
Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.
Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.
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A person who likes to pretend, loves dress up and generaly has a fair about of time on their hands.
They are often vertically challanged with short mans chip on shoulder. Sometimes they are fanta pants and ever put their own name on their jacket.
The cox master really owned you in the back from 6 meters. Im totaly a wicked cool paintball player
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In Halo 2 or 3, the dual wielding of a plasma rifle and an SMG. The name derives from the Noob Combo, which in the Plasma pistol and SMG, but it is not nearly as cheap. Thus you went from being a "Noob" to an "Adequate Player." This was much more true for Halo 2, where the name was originated, but it still is true and carried over to Halo 3.
Adequate Player: "Oh man, I just buttraped those 2 guys with my Adequate Player Combo."
Nublet: "L0L, 1 jus7 pwn3d 7h47 goay w17 me zup3r m4n cl0mb1fa710n!"