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A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.
OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...
When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.
"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.
Food that's basically for hermit crabs.
I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.
When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."
Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.
Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??